They really, really wanted the Pepsi

A communique from HQ today revealed that some no-gooders cut a fence at one of our drop yards and made off with one of our trailers. The trailer was loaded with Pepsi syrup (not the canned drinks, but the big boxes of goop that soda fountains use to dispense their drinks) -- about twenty tons of it unless I miss my guess.

Pretty big sweet tooth they must have.